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Tag: Lyrics

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

Can's song Vitamin C
June 4, 2022June 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Vitamin C: Can Song is a Bopping, Shuffling Ode to Fruit & Veg

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

The Stone Roses Waterfall single
November 19, 2019December 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waterfall: The Stone Roses’ Masterpiece Track

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

March 10, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

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