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Tag: macho

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020June 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

Predator - They ain't got time to bleed
September 27, 2018September 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Predator
September 26, 2018February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Machos - manly nachos for men only
September 18, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

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