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The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

January 6, 2013January 6, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What was life like on Mars?

November 11, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Didactic Sunday: Jupiter!

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

A cute squirrel eating food amongst some bluebells
September 19, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A giant super moon in the sky with bats flying
May 6, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All

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