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Tag: Mustard

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Musturd
December 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

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