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Tag: Novels

Independent People by Halldór Laxness
November 22, 2025December 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Independent People by Halldór Laxness 🗻

Curry the horror novel
July 14, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Curry: Great Horror Books That Never Were 🍛

The Daily Express ALSO Rises
April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Daily Express ALSO Rises: Great Books That Never Were 📰🌅

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
January 25, 2025January 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing 🪙

Round two of our updated old book reviews
March 9, 2024March 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Round Two of Our Repurposed Old Book Reviews (yo!) 📔📖

How to write romance novels
December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”

Grate Expectations the novel
October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grate Expectations: Great Books That Never Were

Watership Down book by Richard Adams
June 24, 2023April 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down by Richard Adams

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner - James Hogg
April 29, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Private Memoirs & Confessions of a Justified Sinner

A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
January 28, 2017October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov
November 19, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Lost by Andrey Kurkov

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
October 22, 2016January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Moonshake Books
July 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Groovy Book Reviews on Stuff you Should Read

Matt Beaumont e
January 2, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

e by Matt Beaumont

The 13 and a Half Lives of Captain Bluebear
December 27, 2015April 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov
May 2, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov 🐧

A man writing really, really well
January 31, 2014August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Write Proper: Your Guide to Writing Really, Really Well

Writing equipment on a desk, including an old fashioned type writer.
September 29, 2012February 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Free Brainstorm For Writers

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