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Tag: Oceans

A Sea of Oranges short story
June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #15: A Sea of Oranges 🍊

A jellyfish saying overruled as it's a jellyfish judge
October 19, 2023October 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jeffrey the Jellyfish Judge [Sponsored Post]

Black Sea Coasts and Conquests From Pericles to Putin by Neal Ascherson
July 15, 2023July 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Black Sea: Coasts and Conquests: From Pericles to Putin by Neal Ascherson

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Men at Sea by Riff Reb's
July 17, 2021July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Men at Sea by Riff Reb’s

Other Minds The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey Smith
December 12, 2020August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
January 27, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson
January 20, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson

March 22, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mr. Splashy Pants

February 27, 2013February 27, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What’s in the Abyss?

A giant red Sold Out sticker
February 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Sell Out

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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