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Tag: personal hygiene

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

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