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Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020April 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen
September 7, 2019September 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Owl Moon by Jane Yolen

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019August 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019June 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

A page of poems
June 7, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

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