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Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
February 29, 2020March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud

The Bees by Laline Paull
February 22, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Bees by Laline Paull

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
October 5, 2019October 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang

Plums
August 12, 2019December 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Synchronicity: Plum Pudding & Monsieur de Fontgibu

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking by Susan Cain
August 10, 2019August 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another's Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith
July 20, 2019July 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another’s Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith

People queuing
April 11, 2019April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Lying
April 2, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Tell if Someone is Lying

Phineas Gage and the iron rod
January 12, 2019January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor

Spam
December 17, 2018December 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Ignorance
October 2, 2018March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves
May 19, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

May 12, 2018May 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

INSIDE (2016) – Indie Game Masterpiece in Review

A sulking child
May 1, 2018June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Letter writing
April 24, 2018April 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Full Metal Jacket
April 18, 2018February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Full Metal Jacket: Kubrick’s Thoughtfully Profane War Classic

Death by Julian Barnes
April 14, 2018March 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Death by Julian Barnes (Vintage Minis)

Blue Velvet
March 28, 2018January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)

Speed dating advice
October 13, 2017October 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

253 by Geoff Ryman
September 2, 2017January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

253 by Geoff Ryman

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

The history of the dunce cap
August 15, 2017January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

Agony Aunt
August 3, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

The Driver's Seat - Muriel Spark
July 16, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016May 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016March 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
February 13, 2016March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

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