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Tag: Psychology

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016March 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
February 13, 2016March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pie
December 5, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What If Lies Were Pies?

October 28, 2014October 28, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

Mario Kart 8 Wii U
September 10, 2014April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Psychology of Mario Kart 8

The human brain.
June 6, 2013January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Story of Phineas Gage’s Brain

June 5, 2013June 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be A Sheep?

May 21, 2013May 21, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

Pizza
April 22, 2013January 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Pizzas In The World

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Deal With a Difficult Customer

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

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