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Tag: Romance

Skipshock by Caroline O'Donoghue
October 11, 2025October 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Skipshock by Caroline O’Donoghue 🕰️

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

The Shape of Water 2017 film
September 17, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Shape of Water: Fantasy With Splash Factor and Sally Hawkins 🌊

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

Notes on the Great Dating App Con
August 16, 2025August 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating App Con 💘🤬💘

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before romance book
July 22, 2025July 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

To All the Bobs One Hath Loved Before: Great Books That Never Were 💌

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

The Time Traveller's Wife and Cement Mixer
May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Traveller’s Wife and Cement Mixer: Great Books That Never Were 🧱

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💝

50 Shades of Hay a romance novel with dried grass
September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

50 Shades of Hay – A PROPER Romance Novel 🚜🌾🧑🏼‍🌾

Notting Hill film from 1999
May 24, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notting Hill: “I’m just a girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza! 💖

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Men Seeking Women
January 1, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Men Seeking Women ❤️👨

Past Lives film 2023
December 13, 2023December 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Past Lives: In-Yun and Romantic Loss in Celine Song’s Debut

How to write romance novels
December 12, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are good tips for writing romance novels?”

A husband mansplaining a movie in bed to his wife
October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby keeps talking during movies!”

Why men get few matches on dating apps
September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men get so few matches on dating apps?!?”

An ugly man calling women sweetheart
September 12, 2023September 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys keep calling me ‘sweetheart’?” 🍬❤️

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
August 31, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Lovely Memories…

Fire of Love the 2022 documentary
August 10, 2022April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fire of Love: Eruptive Look Into the World of Volcanology 🌋

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier
August 14, 2021August 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

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