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Tag: Romance

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
August 31, 2022August 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Lovely Memories…

Fire of Love the 2022 documentary
August 10, 2022August 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Fire of Love: Eruptive Look Into the World of Volcanology

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier
August 14, 2021August 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

Angels & Insects by A.S. Byatt
January 25, 2020January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Morpho Eugenia by A.S. Byatt

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

A toilet paper roll
October 17, 2019October 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Toilet Paper” Into The Title

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Punch-Drunk Love
January 10, 2018July 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With an Incredible Sandler

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

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