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Tag: Romance

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

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September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Romance
April 23, 2018April 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title!

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Punch-Drunk Love
January 10, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With a Top Notch Sandler

Titanic
November 8, 2017January 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

The Kebabe - A romantic kebab!
February 15, 2017February 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017January 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Shelf
November 11, 2016November 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016November 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why Are All Men Such B&@%^&!s?!”

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016August 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016April 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Mozart A Life in Letters
April 9, 2016January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mozart’s A Life in Letters

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Francoise Sagan Bonjour Tristesse
June 16, 2015January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bonjour Tristesse by Françoise Sagan

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

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