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Tag: safety

The shotgun vacuum cleaner product for safety
December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

Bananas
October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

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