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Tag: Shoes

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Shoes
September 30, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Shoep (shoe soup, for the uninitiated)!

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

High heels
April 21, 2015January 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

March 6, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

Wellington boots in a garden with plants in them
March 3, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

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Used to wear this SOB shirt as a kid in the early ‘90s. It no longer fits. #retro #retrostyle #retrogaming #retrogames #Mario #SuperMario #Nintendo #nintendoclothes
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