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Tag: Songs

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding Clogged Toilet to the Title
December 19, 2023December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Clogged Toilet” to the Title

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Proving that bus wheels are wrong from the nursery rhyme The Wheels on the Bus
November 16, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment

March 10, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

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