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Tag: Sport

Chess wounds ruin lives
October 25, 2022October 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a terrible chess wound?!”

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

Golf Story the indie game
January 30, 2022January 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Golf Story: Gimmie! This Golfing RPG is Above the Hole

Art of Rally
October 31, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Art of Rally: Group B Rallying Meets Zen Buddhism

Michael Schumacher Netflix documentary
September 22, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life

Tennis on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tennis: The Sporting Game Boy Monochrome Majigger

The podium at the Spa 2001 grand prix
September 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Belgian Grand Prix 2001: Drama, Chaos, and Tragedy Averted

Golf on the Game Boy
August 22, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Golf: Game Boy Epic With Mario Hitting a Ball With a Stick

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Murray Walker the F1 commentator
March 14, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray Walker Tribute: F1’s Legendary Commentator

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

Jochen Rindt smoking before an F1 race.
September 5, 2020November 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jochen Rindt: Tribute on F1 Driver’s 50th Anniversary

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Rubens Barrichello wins at Hockenheim in 2000 for Ferrari
July 30, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

F1 Hockenheim 2000: Barrichello’s Crazy & Tearful First Win

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

The player fighting Mike Tyson in the NES game Punch-Out!!
March 29, 2020July 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Out!! Punch People in the Face in the NES Classic

Super Punch-Out!!
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Super Punch-Out!! Punch People in this SNES Classic

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing: Punch People in this Dreamcast Thing

Formula E
January 22, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Formula E: Electric Racing is Chaotic, Fast, & Furious

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Virtua Athlete 2K
November 17, 2019November 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp

NBA 2K15 basketball player
November 8, 2019November 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Raging Bull
August 15, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Raging Bull: Scorsese Classic Will Still Punch Your Head In

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016July 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

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