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Tag: Sport

Murray Walker the F1 commentator
March 14, 2021March 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Murray Walker Tribute: F1’s Legendary Commentator

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020December 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

Jochen Rindt smoking before an F1 race.
September 5, 2020September 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jochen Rindt: Tribute on F1 Driver’s 50th Anniversary

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Rubens Barrichello wins at Hockenheim in 2000 for Ferrari
July 30, 2020July 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

F1 Hockenheim 2000: Barrichello’s Crazy & Tearful First Win

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

The player fighting Mike Tyson in the NES game Punch-Out!!
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Out!! Punch People in the Face in the NES Classic

Super Punch-Out!!
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Super Punch-Out!! Punch People in this SNES Classic

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing
January 26, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing: Punch People in this Dreamcast Thing

Formula E
January 22, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Formula E: Electric Racing is Chaotic, Fast, & Furious

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019November 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Virtua Athlete 2K
November 17, 2019November 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Virtua Athlete 2000: Oddball Dreamcast Track & Field Romp

NBA 2K15 basketball player
November 8, 2019November 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019July 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A page of poems
June 7, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019June 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019January 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Raging Bull
August 15, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Raging Bull: Scorsese Classic Will Still Punch Your Head In

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018March 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018January 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016July 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

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