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Tag: Sport

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019July 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A page of poems
June 7, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019June 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019January 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Raging Bull
August 15, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Raging Bull: Scorsese Classic Will Still Punch Your Head In

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018March 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018January 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016July 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

October 21, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Nintendo Wii Games Never Made

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