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Tag: Water

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

Wetrix
June 14, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wetrix: Fun N64 Puzzler With Water & Rubber Ducks

Wave Race 64
June 2, 2019April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Wave Race 64: Classic Nintendo Racer With Water In It

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

Well
August 31, 2018August 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

Water
August 2, 2018July 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

December 6, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Cement: Here’s looking at you, kid

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
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