Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

Nothing wrong with cheese. Very tasty! But it ruins books.
Nothing wrong with cheese. Very tasty! But it ruins books.

We’re literary buffs here at Professional Moron, but this doesn’t mean we’re stuffy sorts who can’t laugh at the brilliance of classic novels reduced to stupidity. As a consequence, we decided to think of some great novels, and reduce them to silliness by inserting “cheese” somewhere in the title. The result makes for intriguing reading. Imagine if one of these authors had hit their head, or something, and then decided their great work of literature just couldn’t be brilliant… without the insertion of “cheese” into the name of the book.

It would have changed the course of history. For instance, imagine if Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels had called their polemical text The Cheese Manifesto. Communism would have been a little bit different, huh? There would have been a lot more cheese about the place, that’s for damn sure as mustard. Anyway, you get the idea. Unless you’re a bit stupid. If you are, donut fear, you’ll pick it up as you go along. So, without further a moo, here are great works of literature… ruined by Professional Moron. Are we philistines? Yes, I think we probably are. Huzzah!

Cheese and Punishment

Cheese

Mrs. Dallowcheese

Cheese

The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Cheese

Cheese

In Cold Cheese

Cheese

The Age of Cheese

Cheese

The Ballad of the Sad Cheese

Cheese

The Man in the Cheese Castle / Do Androids Dream of Electric Cheese?

Cheese

Cheese and the Penguin

Cheese

The Worst Cheese in the World

Cheese

The Call of the Cheese

Cheese

The Old Man and the Cheese / For Whom The Cheese Tolls

Cheese

Cheese and Prejudice

Cheese

The Lord of the Cheeses

Cheese

To Kill a Mockingcheese

Cheese

Cheese of the D’Urbervilles

Cheese6

The Complete Cheese of Shakespeare

Cheese

War and Cheese

Cheese

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Cheese

Cheese

Grapes of Cheese / Of Mice and Cheese

Cheese

The Cheese in the Willows

Cheese

The Lion, The Witch, and The Cheese

Cheese

Captain Corelli’s Cheese

Cheese

One Hundred Years of Cheese / Cheese in the Time of Cholera

Cheese

Far From the Madding Cheese

Cheese

Brave New Cheese

Cheese

The Curious Incident of the Cheese In The Night Time

Cheese

The Cheese of Monte Cristo

Cheese

The Remains of the Cheese

Cheese

Charlie and the Cheese Factory

Cheese

My Family and Other Cheeses

Cheese

Jaw(cheese)s

Ape

Down and Cheese in Paris and London / Animal (Cheese) Farm

Cheese

A Little History of the Cheese

Cheese

The Curious Cheese of Benjamin Button / The Great Cheeseby

Cheese

A Portrait of the Cheese as a Young Man

Cheese

Heart Of Cheeseness

Cheese6

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Cheese

Cheese

David Coppercheese

Cheese

Alice’s Adventures In Cheese

Cheese

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Cheese

Cheese6

The Cheese of Dorian Gray

Cheese

In Search of Lost Cheese

Cheese

Journey to the End of the Cheese

Cheese

The Cheese of Miss Jean Brodie

Cheese

Tinker Tailor Soldier Cheese

Cheese

AND FINALLY…

Cheese

Cheese

All cheesed out? Good! Head to our About section to lodge a complaint about this lunacy!

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