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Tag: Literature

My Kind of Angel i.m. William Burroughs
2 weeks ago May 27, 2023May 28, 2023Mr. Wapojif

My Kind of Angel by William Burroughs

The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler
May 13, 2023May 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Google Bard Stories: The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023April 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

April 22, 2023May 8, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Quint and Hooper

The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi
April 15, 2023April 16, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Gift of Anger by Arun Gandhi

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue
April 8, 2023May 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
March 25, 2023March 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Adventures of Celine Dion
March 18, 2023March 18, 2023Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

The Shining by Stephen King
February 25, 2023March 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Shining by Stephen King

Tao Te Ching by Laozi
February 11, 2023February 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Tao Te Ching by Laozi (老子)

The Original Published Poetry of Jim Morrison
February 4, 2023February 27, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Original Published Poetry of Jim Morrison

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

Ocean at the End of the Lane the theatrical play
January 14, 2023January 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Fantasy, Physicality, & the Stage

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

The Facemaker: One Surgeon's Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I by Lindsey Fitzharris
January 7, 2023January 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Facemaker: One Surgeon’s Battle to Mend the Disfigured Soldiers of World War I

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester
December 17, 2022December 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Adolphe Valette: A French Impressionist in Manchester

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King
December 10, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption by Stephen King

Orwell's Down and Out in Paris and London podcast review
November 26, 2022June 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #15: Orwell’s Down and Out in Paris and London

Beauty and the Belch fairy tale story
November 18, 2022November 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Santa’s Delightful Fairy Tale “Beauty and the Belch”

The Depths of Wikipedia
October 22, 2022October 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Depths of Wikipedia by Annie Rauwerda

I Had to Survive: How a Plane Crash in the Andes Inspired My Calling to Save Lives by Dr Roberto Canessa
October 15, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

I Had to Survive by Dr. Roberto Canessa

Bernadette's Baboon Bookshop
August 11, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bernadette’s Baboon Bookshop [Sponsored Post]

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer
August 6, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer

The Autistic Brain by Temple Grandin
July 30, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Autistic Brain by Temple Grandin

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory and Practice of a Master Drummer
July 16, 2022July 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jaki Liebezeit: The Life, Theory, and Practice of a Master Drummer

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

The Psychology of Stupidity by Jean-François Marmion
June 11, 2022June 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Psychology of Stupidity by Jean-François Marmion

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

April 16, 2022April 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Waiting For Godot by Samuel Beckett

The Little Book of Ikigai by Ken Mogi
April 9, 2022April 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Little Book of Ikigai by Ken Mogi

Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh-min (1)
April 2, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley
March 5, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Cookbook by Paul Hartley

The Collection from the Manchester Art Gallery
February 12, 2022December 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Collection: Take a Tour of the Manchester Art Gallery

A shed in the countryside
February 8, 2022February 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Classic Books Improved By Adding “Shed” into the Title

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini
February 5, 2022February 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini

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