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Tag: cheese

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021January 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

A Grand Day Out
May 20, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Grand Day Out: Wallace and Gromit Prove the Moon is Cheese

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015December 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

January 2, 2015January 2, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

Cheese
May 9, 2014August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

January 13, 2014January 14, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

April 9, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

November 28, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Official Christmas List To Santa

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

Cartoon icons of popular things from Halloween
October 11, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

Stickmen performing common Olympic events
August 3, 2012April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Turn Your Living Room Into a DIY Olympics

An emergency first aid kit
July 14, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Emergency Products: The Many & Varied Uses

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

A block of cheese
April 15, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

We're hiring sign for new jobs on a darkened alley
March 14, 2012March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

Love Actually
March 12, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

March 4, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
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