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Tag: cheese

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018October 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017September 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016March 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015December 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

January 2, 2015January 2, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

Cheese
May 9, 2014August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

January 13, 2014January 14, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Why is Mozzarella so Weird?

April 9, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Complete And Utter Food Disasters!

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

November 28, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Official Christmas List To Santa

October 22, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Theoretical Debate: Human Fear Explained

October 11, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

August 3, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Turn Your Living Room Into A DIY Olympics

July 14, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Emergency Products: There Many & Varied Uses

June 26, 2012June 26, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

April 15, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

March 14, 2012March 14, 2012Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist But Really Should, You Know?

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column!

March 7, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Top Ten Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 4, 2012March 4, 2012Truman Trumanson

A Brief Moment in History: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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