If you like prodding people like a mean SOB, you need The PRODcast.

Hosted by two mean old bastards with a combined 120 years’ prodding experience, episodes let you know HOW and WHEN to PROD people. Such as:

• If some rude FOOL pushes in front in a supermarket queue.

That’s about it tbh, but here we are with a new podcast and it’s a PRODCAST… it may have limited appeal, but that won’t put us off any.

THE PRODCAST: WHEN PRODDING PEOPLE ISN’T ENOUGH

There are RULES for listening to this podcast:

• Prod people
• Prodding
• Prod

Prodding is the name of the game here as our two hosts discuss:

• The ins and outs of prodding
• The outs and ins of prodding
• Prodding
• Why to prod people
• Why punching is wrong

A big theme of our podcast is cattle prods. We love them. You love them… they’re probably not exactly high up a cow’s agenda and are pretty obnoxious in use. But that’s why we won’t EVER use them on cattle! Just people.

Cattle Prod Special

In fact, we’ve got a CATTLE PROD SPECIAL episode coming up! It’s going to be a magnificent episode because we’ve got a bunch of cattle-based special guests lined up:

• Temple Grandin
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• Cows
• Bulls
• Men with beards who like to say it how it is

Apologies in advance  for the saying it how it is brigade, as they’re as predictable as a cow landing dung at inopportune moments. They’re just not very bright, leave them to it and then ignore them.

Anyway, the show is being hosted in a specially built shed. This is for the cows. There’s also a Man Baby Room we’re constructing next to the shed.

The Man Baby Room

This is for the saying it how it is brigade (i.e. 50+ year old white male tabloid readers) who can retire to this room at any moment to complain about:

• Cows
• The Woke Mob
• Feminism

This room charges £50 a minute and anyone who refuses to pay this amount will be electrocuted by cattle prod.

The PRODcast’s Future

Future episodes of The PRODcast will cover topics such as unnecessary shoving. We’re happy to branch out away from prods, but will probably avoid topics that involve brawls, kicks, and nuclear war.

As for where you can download our podcast:

• Podcasts

That’s where. Also, if you want to download extended episodes you can pay us £350 for the privilege. We intend to build advanced functionality into our podcasts at a later date.

These features will include giant fingers emerging from your phone to prod you. In response, you can say it how it is (i.e. “I’m being prodded by this digital finger!”).