Real Estate Bastard Enterprises Ltd. is proud to release The Bus Stop onto the property market. This luxury minimalist actual bus stop is located in the heart of Bolton of Greater Manchester, with excellent links to public transport (such as bus stops) and the train station.

This jaw-dropping property is available for immediate rental following a recent reservation. The landlord has asked specifically for no communists, so viewers must be able to prove they are not that (i.e. a communist).

Book today to avoid disappointment, this is a once in a lifetime rental opportunity not to be missed!

Bespoke, Ultra-Compact Open-Air Studio in Highly Sought After Location (a Bus Stop)

• £1,500 p/m
• NO PETS
• BILLS NOT INCLUDED
• No bills, as no electricity or gas is available
• NO FREE BUS TRIPS
• Floor-to-ceiling windows
• Authentic, urban-chic interior design
• Built-in ergonomic furniture
• Excellent cross-ventilated home
• Co-living community hub
• Free WiFi from the local McDonald’s
• Unrivalled public transport links

Welcome random members of the public into your home during all bus operating hours! In this co-living community hub, you’ll be joined by various travellers as they commute, head to the supermarket, or drunkenly slam out on the floor next to you.

Live the transportation lifestyle of a billionaire! Chauffeur-driven multi-passenger vehicles arrive at your doorstep to transport you (if you so wish) every 12 to 45 minutes. Additionally, additional foraging opportunities are a welcome addition to this premises, with greasy spoon cafes and an old man pub within crawling distance.

Many of those geezers will stagger out at closing time and yell abuse at you. It’s all part of the glorious town living experience, such as waking up covered in kebab bits chavs have hurled all over you.

Is this the IDEAL home for extroverts!? Very possibly! It’s perfectly suited to young professionals who urban outdoor living, all capped with an opaque plastic roof plastered with bubble gum entrails and obscene graffiti. A glorious match for relentless, never-ending, murky weather!

Relieve the Glory Days Of Forrest Gump!

Remember in Forrest Gump how he talks to everyone at the bus stop? That’s your life now. You’ll get to know many and varied weirdoes as they share their disturbed life stories with you.

Wake up in the morning, get dressed, brush your teeth using rain water dripping from the bus stop roof (also doubling up as a free shower), then sit down for a rest and chat with Doreen who’s on her way to Tesco to scrub the floors. Doreen hates immigrants, but just LOVES her pet dog Goebbels. You’ve made a new friend for life!

Remember, life is like a jar of Bovril. It’s salty and weird tasting and will make you question your critical thinking skills. Exactly like the way renting a bus stop in Bolton will do*!

Book a viewing now before it’s too late, this is one of only 37 bus stops available for viewings/rentals. Don’t miss out on this ultra-rare opportunity!

*Note: Tenants MUST always vacate the premises in the event of someone extending their arm to flag down the Stagecoach to Farnworth.