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A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

Home by Toni Morrison
February 8, 2020February 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Home by Toni Morrison

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Tape measure
March 7, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Sofa
November 6, 2018November 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018September 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Hob
July 2, 2018July 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Door
June 15, 2018June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Bathtub
May 10, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

A cow
February 5, 2018February 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017December 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017February 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Home is where the go-kart is
February 20, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016December 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016October 31, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015December 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015December 10, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

May 2, 2013May 2, 2013Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Vacuum Cleaners.

January 9, 2013January 9, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Could YOU Live In A Barrel?

Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

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