Oh hi there, I’m Frankie the Frog. I’m the co-creator with my tech bro human friend Frank of Ribbit, the thrill-a-minute new online platform for FROGS (NO BASTARD SOB TOADS ALLOWED! YOU WILL BE BANNED!).
Our 100% cold-blooded online community lets you discuss all things amphibian related, from your enraged hatred of toads, right through to intellectual debates about the very nature of ribbiting. JOIN TODAY! ONLY $150 A MONTH!
INTRODUCING RIBBIT! The Internet’s Frog (front) Page for All Things Hoppy
Fellow frogs and tadpoles (NO TOADS), this is where it’s at. I Frankie the Frog have spent the last three years with Frank the tech bro crafting the ULTIMATE in frog0-based online excellence.
The result is Ribbit.
Ribbit (not to be confused with Reddit), is somewhat analogous to Reddit. It’s the online social news platform where you can come hang out, in digital anonymity, and ribbit as much as you like in frog-based sub-ribbits.
For only $150 a month, you can be a part of this community that, really, amounts to frogs arguing with each other about random crap that doesn’t matter. And isn’t that what life should all be about? Wasting six hours of your life furiously debating with user FroggyMcFrogface about whether water is wet?
Or raging at user LylatWars64 about Slippy Toad, the anthropomorphic video game character, and why he’s a curse on the existence of every living being ever.
Totally worth the $150, we can assure you.
Sub-Ribbits Galore: There’s a Lily Pad for Everyone
Ribbit (not to be confused with Reddit), is somewhat analogous to Reddit. It’s the online social news platform where you can come hang out, in digital anonymity, and ribbit as much as you like in frog-based subs about:
- r/Frogdom
- r/Lilypads
- r/Ponds
- r/Largeexpansesofwater
- r/Kermit
- r/Frogger
- r/VideoGamesWithFrogs
- r/DEATHtoTOADS
- r/ToadFromNintendoGamesisCool
- r/HumansSuckAss
- r/SlippyToadisaBellend
Ultimately, the goal of Ribbit is PERSONAL FREEDOM. We’ve removed the experts, for why listen to them when you could listen to some random frog called FlyEater79 ranting wildly about whatever enters his tiny mind?
The other goal is for me, Frankie the Frog, to get mega rich.
Once the next obnoxious dickhead of a billionaire (the WORLD’S FIRST billionaire amphibian!), I’ll be able to start attending big tech events and do long, boring talks while I lecture you about why Ribbit will change the world.
Ribbit will change the world! Mark my hops.
WARNING: Beware the Hypnotoad
Ribbeters should be wary of the one known as The Hypnotoad. This bastard SOB will attempt to brainwash you with its brainwashing skills.
Since Futurama ended, it’s been listless and depraved. It drifts around online trying to convince frogs to abandon their way of life and join the toad online community Toaddit. DO NOT JOIN TOADDIT!
Toaddit is a scam! Those toad bastards only want your frogspawn, do not let them convince you otherwise! Ribbit is the place to be. 100%.
