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Tag: Humans

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
January 19, 2021January 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

A moose wading out of a lake in the countryside
November 29, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

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