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Tag: alcohol

Beerwulf the Old English Poem
February 5, 2026February 7, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Beerwulf: Great Old English Poems That Never Were 🍻

The Secret Beer Garden novel
March 12, 2024March 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Beer Garden: Great Books That Never Were 🍺🍻🌳

Smashed the 2012 film
January 25, 2023January 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Smashed: Underrated 2012 Depiction of Youthful Excess

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

A can of Camden Town Brewery's Marmite Ale
November 20, 2021November 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

A crowd of friends clinking alcoholc beverages
January 1, 2021January 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Champain
August 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

Big Sur - Jack Kerouac
June 3, 2017November 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Big Sur by Jack Kerouac

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

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