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Tag: alcohol

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018December 14, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes!

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Champain
August 31, 2017August 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

Big Sur - Jack Kerouac
June 3, 2017January 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Big Sur by Jack Kerouac

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017February 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

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