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Tag: Beans on Toast

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016April 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016March 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

January 27, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

English Cuisine Explained For Non-English Folk

November 26, 2012November 26, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast!

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