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Tag: Beef

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 7, 2013January 7, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

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October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

August 19, 2012November 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

I am a Moo Cow

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May 13, 2012April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

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