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Tag: Breakfast

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016August 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

March 4, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

March 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

A colourful selection of cartoon donuts.
October 3, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

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