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February 5, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
February 3, 2018March 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

June 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

August 19, 2012November 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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