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Tag: death

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

Disc Room the indie game
August 14, 2022August 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Disc Room: Carnage on Jupiter With Super Sharp Saws

Rakuen the indie game
July 31, 2022July 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rakuen: Fantasy RPG With an Intelligent, Heartfelt Narrative

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

Beetlejuice the movie
June 8, 2022June 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Beetlejuice is the Slapstick Gothic Tale of Malicious Spirits

Death's Door the indie game
May 29, 2022May 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Death’s Door: Crow-Based Flappy Action-Adventure Frolic

The Grey with Liam Neeson
December 15, 2021December 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Grey: Brutal Philosophical Survival Romp With Wolves

Watching the Wheels autobiography by Damon Hill
August 28, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Watching the Wheels: My Autobiography by Damon Hill

A human skull set against a black backdrop
July 24, 2021July 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

Free Solo the film about Alex Honnold
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock

Leaving Las Vegas
February 3, 2021December 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Leaving Las Vegas: Challenging Drama About Mental Health

Spiritfarer
September 6, 2020March 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Spiritfarer: Charming Construction Sim is Wonderful

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Mort by Terry Pratchett
September 28, 2019March 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mort by Terry Pratchett

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018April 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

Scream
August 29, 2018March 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

Hollow Knight
July 1, 2018February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Macabre Indie Epic Hits The Nintendo Switch

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Death by Julian Barnes
April 14, 2018March 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Death by Julian Barnes (Vintage Minis)

God Bless Your, Dr. Kevorkian
March 3, 2018April 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut

A Very Easy Death - Simone de Beauvoir
July 1, 2017July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

A Very Easy Death by Simone de Beauvoir

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

Jean-Paul Sartre The Wall
February 7, 2016January 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Wall by Jean-Paul Sartre

Keith Moon being serious for once.
April 12, 2012April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At 2012 London Olympics

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