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September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

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January 13, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

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November 20, 2021November 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

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March 29, 2021March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

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January 1, 2021January 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”

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October 13, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

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April 10, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Patsy Stone
September 17, 2019September 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

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