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Tag: gardening

Compost the book with rave reviews
December 2, 2025December 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Compost: Great Books That Never Were 👩‍🌾

Fronds the fern plants
May 13, 2025May 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fronds: Fern-Based Reboot of ’90s Friends Sitcom 🌿

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

The Irregular Gardener book about a lazy gardening man
May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were 🧑‍🌾

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd.
January 18, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cabbage Patch Inspection Services Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Inspector Hedgehog
October 12, 2023October 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Inspector Hedgehog: The Hedge Inspecting Hog [Sponsored Post]

The Sheds album The Shed is Dead
August 21, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Sheds: Banal Indie Band With Gardening-Based Storage Hits

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

A shed in the countryside
February 8, 2022February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Books Improved By Adding “Shed” into the Title

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey
June 22, 2019August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

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