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Tag: Gross

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

Gross numbers are gross
August 14, 2017August 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Gross Numbers: Why They’re the Most Disgusting on Earth

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