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Tag: Narcissism

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016May 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

December 20, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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