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Tag: Office

Eric's Enormous Electric Fans
August 18, 2022August 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eric’s Enormous Electric Fans [Sponsored Post]

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

A dog in an office with some glasses on next to an Apple Mac
February 22, 2021February 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Office Pets: Introducing Animals to the Workplace

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

Pens or pencils - which are best
November 30, 2014August 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Pens or Pencils?

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With a Difficult Customer at Work

March 2, 2013November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

Dramatic Zodiac horoscope chart
September 21, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horoscopes: Insights Into What May Well happen

A sign that says open.
August 30, 2012July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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