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Tag: Online dating

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

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September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018January 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

How do I get a guy's attention
January 31, 2017January 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017January 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Lonely hearts column - online dating 2017
January 25, 2017January 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016August 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column!

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