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Tag: Online dating

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Bumble bee
February 14, 2019February 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

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September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

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