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Tag: poems

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton
February 1, 2025February 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Short Stories by Tim Burton ⚫

2025 New Year haiku special
December 27, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

New Year’s Haiku for the Angry and Vindictive 🎉✒️

Christmas haiku poetry special
December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ho Ho Haiku Christmas Bah Humbug Special 🎅🎄✍️

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

Leaves of Crass the profane poetry book
September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Leaves of Crass: Great Poetry Books That Never Were 🍂

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

Haiku, the Robot
May 1, 2022May 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku, the Robot is Glorious Mechanical Metroidvania Action

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

September 14, 2019September 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

Beowulf
August 31, 2019September 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

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