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Tag: relationship advice

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

A man performative reading to try and impress a woman
December 8, 2025December 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Will performative reading bag me the babes?!” 📚

When your boyfriend uses ketchup all over everything
November 24, 2025November 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend covers ALL his food in ketchup!” 🍅

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” 😮‍💨

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

Flurty the Dating App Profile Writer
August 21, 2025August 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flurty: The Dating App Profile Writer 📱 [Sponsored Post]

Boyfriend eats dog food
August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend keeps eating dog food…” 🐶

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” 🍴

Why Playing Games on Hard mode Doesn’t automatically lead to being an alpha male
July 21, 2025July 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I play games on Hard Mode, why aren’t babes lining up!?” 💪

When your boyfriend gets you a pet wasp
July 15, 2025July 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend got me a pet wasp… WTF?!” 🐝

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Do women find nose hair attractive?
June 24, 2025June 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do women find nose hair attractive?” 🥸

When is it time to destroy your boyfriend's belongings?
May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend is annoying, should I burn his belongings?” 🔥

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

Pretentious boyfriend uses one as an impersonal pronoun
February 17, 2025February 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Bf’s impersonal pronoun use of ‘one’ is annoying as hell!” 🤬

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

The hellish world of family fueds and family members bickering in beautiful locations
August 27, 2024August 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “We’re having a family feud! HELP!” 🤬👪🤬

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” 🌸💮🌷🌼🌻

Is dating hot men only a good idea
October 9, 2023October 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is dating guys just cos they’re hot a bad idea?”

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Meh situation with Men
October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s annoying ‘Meh’ habit…”

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

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