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Tag: Retro gaming

Hey You, Pikachu!
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hey You, Pikachu! Innovative Pet Simulation Thing on the N64

Snowboard Kids
October 20, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Snowboard Kids: Cute Mario Kart Type Deal on Snow

Zelda II The Adventure of Link
October 13, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link – Yep, It’s Too Difficult

Pilotwings on the SNES
October 13, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pilotwings: Showboating Mode 7 SNES Whoosh

The Legend of Zelda on the NES
October 6, 2019July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: NES Classic That Started it All

Muramasa Demon Blade
September 15, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Muramasa: Demon Blade – Obscure Wii Platformer’s 10th Anniversary

September 8, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Demon’s Crest: Forgotten SNES Classic is Back in the Limelight

Mohawk and Headphone Jack
September 8, 2019August 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mohawk & Headphone Jack: Forgotten SNES Non-Masterpiece

Streets of Rage on the Mega Drive
September 1, 2019September 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Streets of Rage: Punchy Punch Type of Retro Punch

Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim logo
August 25, 2019June 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim—Even an Arrow in the Knee Won’t Stop It

Turok 2 Seeds of Evil on the N64
August 11, 2019March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Turok 2: Seeds of Evil – N64 Classic Roars Onto the Switch

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

Super Mario Galaxy 2
July 21, 2019February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Masterpiece of a Space Platformer Thing

Body Harvest on the Nintendo 64
July 21, 2019June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design

The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword
June 30, 2019February 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword—Good Or Bad?

Space Station Silicon Valley on the N64
June 30, 2019April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Space Station Silicon Valley: Sci-Fi Oddity For the N64

Wave Race 64
June 2, 2019June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wave Race 64: Classic Nintendo Racer With Water In It

Cannon Fodder on the SNES
May 5, 2019March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cannon Fodder: Retro Amiga Classic With a Message

Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast
April 21, 2019April 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sonic Adventure: Remembering The Hedgehog’s First 3D Romp

Lemmings the game on the SNES
April 21, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Lemmings: Save All Those Bumbling Little Idiots, Yes?

Grand Theft Auto on the PlayStation
April 14, 2019July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto: The Casually Violent GTA Series Starter

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
April 7, 2019August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins is an Oddball Romp

Metroid Prime
March 3, 2019March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid Prime: All Hail One of the Greatest FPSs

Super Mario Sunshine
February 3, 2019April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Sunshine: Quicker Than a Ray of Light

Castlevania on the NES
February 3, 2019November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania: The Ultra-Difficult NES Romp of Yore

Chrono Trigger
January 13, 2019September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chrono Trigger: Legendary SNES RPG is Still An All-Time Classic

Street Fighter II Turbo on the SNES
January 13, 2019April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Street Fighter II Turbo: A Beat-Em-Up Worth Beating Up

Super ghouls 'n ghosts on the snes-min
January 6, 2019March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts: The Mega Difficult SNES Classic

Jet Force Gemini
December 30, 2018March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jet Force Gemini: Rare’s Epic Shooter Still Packs a Punch

Mole Mania
December 16, 2018January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mole Mania: Crazed Puzzle Game From 1996 You Didn’t Know Exists

Superman on the N64 - Mike Matei
December 9, 2018February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman on the N64: Mike Matei’s Heroic Playthrough Journey

The Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past
December 2, 2018February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (is still amazeballs)

PlayStation Classic
December 2, 2018April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

PlayStation Classic: Cynical Cash Grab or Good Old Fun?

Digitiser the Show
November 14, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser the Show: Celebrate Retro Gaming With Mr. Biffo! NOW!

Super Mario Bros 3 on the Nintendo Switch
September 23, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch

Super Mario Bros
September 16, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: A NES Speedrunning Special

Ōkami HD
August 12, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ōkami: Artistic Classic Swipes Onto the Switch

The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time
August 5, 2018December 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a Masterpiece

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