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Tag: Retro gaming

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon N64
February 8, 2016January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon: The Most Insane Game Ever?

Mario Kart 64
January 22, 2016November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 64: The Flawed Classic Everyone Loves

Shovel Knight amiibo
January 16, 2016December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Shovel Knight Amiibo: Making Shovelry Even More Awesome!

The Curse of Monkey Island PC
January 1, 2016April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curse of Monkey Island: Pirate-Based Awesomeness!

Steam Controller
December 14, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam Controller Appraisal: This One’s For The Steam Controllers

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
December 13, 2015April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Will Make You Happy

Timber the Tiger
November 13, 2015November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Diddy Kong Racing: It’s Better Than Mario Kart 64, Okay?

Super Mario Kart on the SNES cartridge
August 15, 2015February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Kart: Where The Genius Series All Began

Yoshi's Island SNES
August 8, 2015February 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yoshi’s Island: Nintendo’s Glorious SNES Classic

Virtual Boy
July 21, 2015April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Boy: 20th Anniversary of the Failed VR Headset

Donkey Kong Country 2 on the Super Nintendo
July 9, 2015October 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country 2: One of the Best Super Nintendo Platformers

Earthworm Jim
April 14, 2015January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Remembering the Groovy Earthworm Jim! 🪱

Super Mario 64
April 3, 2015February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 64: Landmark Classic We Rather Love

Error
March 10, 2015March 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

I Am Error: Zelda II’s Existential Crisis Explained

Donkey Kong Country box for the Super Nintendo
November 24, 2014March 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Country: Landmark SNES Platformer With Feels

Shovel Knight campfire
November 6, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Shovel Knight!!

Life Force on the NES
October 15, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Life Force: The Psychosis of NES Gaming

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