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Tag: Retro

Sea of Stars RPG indie game
September 10, 2023September 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sea of Stars: The Magnificent Homage to ’90s 16-Bit RPGs

Cassette Beasts the indie game
July 2, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cassette Beasts: RPG Larks With Cassette Players & Voxel Art

The C64 Mini for Commodore 64 buffs
June 4, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The C64 Mini: Ultimate Commodore 64 Retro Gaming Glory

3D Tetris on the Virtual Boy
May 28, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

3D Tetris: Mind-Bending Virtual Boy Puzzle Game in Red & Black

Tetrisphere on the Nintendo 64
May 28, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tetrisphere: Tetris Variant With Wrapped 3D and Spheres

Genghis Khan the video game
May 14, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Genghis Khan: Turn-Based Strategy Game With Conquests

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a Seafaring Gem

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
February 5, 2023February 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

WinBack on the Nintendo 64
February 5, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Operation: WinBack: TAKE COVER! In Ambitious N64 Shooter

Melkhior's Mansion
January 29, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Melkhior’s Mansion: Glorious Low Res Homage to ’80s Gaming

The first Mario Party on the N64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Party: Have Fun With the N64’s First Party Game (or else!!)

Castlevania on the Nintendo 64
January 22, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Castlevania 64: Mediocre Step Into 3D for Famed Series

King's Quest I
December 11, 2022December 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

King’s Quest I: Landmark Adventure Game From 1984

Potato-based Game Boy games
November 20, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Potato-Based Game Boy Games

Communist Mutants From Space
November 20, 2022November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Communist Mutants from Space: Atari 2600 Romp With Communism

Quake the 1996 FPS
November 13, 2022November 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quake: Another Landmark FPS From id (with guns!)

Wolfenstein 3D in 1992 by id Software
November 13, 2022November 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wolfenstein 3D and a Look at Early First Person Shooters (FPS)

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth
November 6, 2022November 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is V. Good

Force Reboot the indie game
October 30, 2022October 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Force Reboot: Roguelike FPS With Repetition & Stuff

The Secret of Monkey Island 1990 video game
October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret of Monkey Island: Bring on the Charm & Barbed Witticisms

Mighty Goose the indie game
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mighty Goose: Destroy All Before You (and Honk About it!)

Flynn: Son of Crimson
September 18, 2022September 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flynn: Son of Crimson: The Pixel Perfect Platformer

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Muscle March the Wii game
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

Super Cable Boy
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Cable Boy: Star as a Handheld Console in Cute Romp

Kaze and the Wild Masks
June 26, 2022June 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaze and the Wild Masks: DKC Inspired Platforming Fun

The Heilwald Loophole
April 24, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Heilwald Loophole: Surreal Horror Romp With Doctors

SD F-1 Grand Prix intro screen
April 10, 2022November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SD F-1 Grand Prix (グランプリ): The Japan Only SNES F1 Racing Romp

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner on the NES
April 3, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The 3-D Battles of WorldRunner: Behold! 3D on the NES!

Ufouria on the NES
April 3, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ufouria (Hebereke): Weird NES Game With an Excellent Bobble Hat

Loop Hero the indie game
March 27, 2022March 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Loop Hero: Looping Hell! This Roguelike RPG is Addictive

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Retro City Rampage
February 20, 2022February 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Retro City Rampage: Lots of Stuff to Retro Shoot

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