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Tag: satirical

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

A man being slapped for leering at a woman
September 4, 2023September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is it OK to slap a man for being a jerk?”

Eating during a meeting is very popular
September 1, 2023September 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Eating During Meetings: Embrace it as the New Norm

A man using the face with tears of joy - laughing crying emoji - to troll
August 28, 2023August 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do guys overuse the laughing crying emoji?” 😂😂😂😂

Subordinate snooping tattleware for tracking employees
August 24, 2023August 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Subordinate Snooping: MONITOR STAFF NOW!!! ⚠️ [Sponsored Post]

Sarcasm at work guide for employers
August 11, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Sarcasm at Work: Laws Regarding Workplace Sass & Scorn

Enter the National Pottery to win pots
August 10, 2023August 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The National Pottery: Enter to WIN the JACKPOT! 🎉 [Sponsored Post]

Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

The sin of desk eating
July 4, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Desk Eating: Employment Laws on Hunger-Based Insubordination

Selfie University - Enrol Now for Ego Admissions
June 29, 2023June 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Join Selfie University for Degrees in Egotism [Sponsored Post]

Bouncy Castle Enterprises Corporation Ltd.
June 15, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Bouncy Castle Enterprises Corporation Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrr Arm Wrestling Contest
May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Macho Arm Wrestling Contest [Sponsored Post]

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

The delights of backstabbing at work
April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding Bees to the Title
April 3, 2023April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Bees” to the Title

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Chatbot the Chat Show
March 14, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

NaggoTron the nagging wife robot
October 24, 2022October 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I miss my wife so I built a nagging robot…”

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Going Under the indie game
August 14, 2022August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Going Under: Satirical Mockery of Stifling Startups

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

The Producers the 1967 film
April 6, 2022April 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Producers: Black Comedy Satire With Springtime For Hitler

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