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Tag: shaving

How to shave without dying horribly
August 11, 2026August 11, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What is the safest way to shave my face?” 🪓

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Men shaving should be illegal
June 28, 2022June 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband doesn’t clean the sink after shaving!”

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

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