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Tag: Smartphones

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017October 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Pokemon GO
July 20, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!

Game of Phones
June 2, 2016June 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Phones

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

Tamagotchi
April 8, 2015March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Remembering the Pet Simulation Delight

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