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Tag: Snacks

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020December 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020October 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020July 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016August 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016May 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016February 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016February 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016February 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016February 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Cress Crisps
December 22, 2015December 22, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

PROPERCORN
October 2, 2015April 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

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