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Two pieces of toast

March 5, 2019March 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more!

Banofeet pie

July 3, 2017July 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Marshmallows

August 1, 2016August 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

Lasagne ice cream

May 27, 2016May 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Onion ice cream

February 26, 2016February 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages

February 24, 2016February 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla

February 22, 2016February 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes

February 21, 2016February 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn

February 4, 2016February 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips

February 3, 2016February 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond

February 2, 2016February 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Cress Crisps

December 22, 2015December 22, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Pastry

October 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

PROPERCORN

October 2, 2015February 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

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