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Tag: tasty

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! 🥪🍰

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

Arctic Roll ice cream dessert
September 3, 2021September 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arctic Roll: Freezing Dessert Threatens You With Hypothermia

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

April 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

Two guns placed side by side with a black background
February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Russian Brûlétte (tasty dessert & game of chance)

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

A boiled egg with soldiers.
January 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg With Soldiers: Line Them Up For a Tasty Breakfast

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

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