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Tag: Tom Cruise

Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning with Tom Cruise
June 18, 2025June 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible – The Final Reckoning is Great Convoluted Lunacy 🛩️

Minority Report starring Tom Cruise
October 5, 2022September 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Minority Report: The Stylish & Futuristic Crime & Cruise Fest

The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 16, 2015January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

A woman giving the middle finger with both hands
November 1, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

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