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September 11, 2020September 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

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November 6, 2017November 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

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January 20, 2016January 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

April 25, 2013April 25, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Irritating Social Media Presence!!!!!!!!!

January 31, 2013January 31, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

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July 14, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Emergency Products: The Many & Varied Uses

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June 19, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Types of Twitter Users Explained

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May 25, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Twitter: Proof of Impending Alien Invasions & Frog Polemics

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
Big building! 🏙 #Manchester #city #citylife #architecture #architecturephotography #buildings #buildingphotography #architecturelovers

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